CYBORG says Oscar not a member
In other news, the organization known as CYBORG (CYBernetic ORGanization) has distanced itself from Oscar Pistorius. In a press release by the organization’s spokesperson who goes by the alias “A.I.”, the organization said, “Oscar has never been a member. When we are ready, we will take over the world. Not go around killing innocent women under any guise.”
The complete press release is available online at: https://illumination2.wordpress.com/2014/10/23/cyborg-says-oscar-not-a-member/
That’s the URL of the page you are reading. That’s the complete story. Lol.